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Upgrade the Gamerhood

https://www.gofundme.com/f/upgrade-the-gamerhood

Jason of Hobbs & Friends has been in the gaming community and interviewing folks ever since I got into the G+ gaming scene waaaay back.

I had the pleasure of being interviewed on his show back in August 2019 (http://hobbsnfriends.com/2019/08/26/52-glynn-seal/) and prior to that he was gracious enough to read out my speech at the ENnie Awards for which I owe him a debt of gratitude.

Jason is looking to upgrade his rig from the antiquated and failing setup he has in order to continue being a service and improving his setup for the Gamerhood. Here’s what Jason says:

Hey everyone. I am Jason Hobbs, Host and Creator of the TTRPG podcast Hobbs & Friends. I’ve been podcasting for the RPG industry for a couple of years and have started streaming my tabletop role-playing games on Twitch. The stream and podcast are not living up to their potential because my equipment is garbage! My old laptop overheats and some of my streams have to be canceled in the middle of a show because of hardware issues. The sound quality of Hobbs & Friends is also not up to par and this new setup will help with that too! Here is what I have in mind:

New PC Rig
New audio interface, boom, and cords

The sooner I get this equipment, the sooner the quality of the shows will improve.

I feel a little uncomfortable about asking from help from you guys but I’m hoping I can make more content with higher quality with your assistance! Instead of buying me a beer or coffee at a con, I’m asking if you could possibly help this way instead. Then, I’ll buy you a beer or coffee at the next con!

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This is my current little cubby in my step-daughter’s bedroom. Not much room, but I think it can work with the equipment I picked out. Thanks to all the people that already became donors. I really appreciate it and it makes me cry, honestly. Thank you very much! Expect some shout-outs often and extensively.
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Mr. Hobbs

If you are able to lend him your support that would be awesome. You can help him out here:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/upgrade-the-gamerhood

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The Ratseer Background for Troika!

I decided to do something different today whilst in this virus-fear malaise, so created a background for Troika! I hope someone finds it useful.

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Stay safe, Glynn

The Ratseer background is an independent production by MonkeyBlood Design & Publishing and is not affiliated with the Melsonian Arts Council.

(c) 2020 Glynn Seal/MonkeyBlood Design & Publishing

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The Midderlands 5E and Other News

You thought self-publishing and freelancing for a living might be easy? 😀

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Porc the Guardspig

The Midderlands 5E KS Cancelled

So, for those of you that backed the project you will know that Necromancer Games and MonkeyBlood have decided to cancel The Midderlands 5E Kickstarter.

Firstly, thanks so much for the support you showed the project, it is very much appreciated, and we really value your pledges.

Whilst the campaign was slightly under-performing, we had high confidence that it would fund and some extra, but the feeling that now wasn’t the right time due to the unprecedented Covid-19 outbreak weighed heavily. So, we agreed to do this again when the timing was right.

So, cancelled isn’t really the right word. Postponed is better… much like the Olympics. Like Arnie almost said, “We’ll be back!”

UK Covid-19 Lockdown

The UK has now locked-down, although you’d not think it based on what we see outside our window. So, thanks to all the folks ignoring the advice and making a more draconian lock-down inevitable. Stay. Indoors. Stay. Safe.

I’m indoors thinking of things to create so you fine folks can purchase them at some point in the future :).

Webstore & Freelancing Situation

So, about 4 weeks ago, we applied to VAT-register MonkeyBlood Design & Publishing. Meaning that our costs could be increasing by 20% for some goods and services. We also applied for an exemption, which we hope to get. We are unsure as to what the position currently is with regards to that, but in the meantime, we are unable to sell on the webstore and invoice out until we know if our sales invoices should be ‘VAT invoices’ or not.

The HMRC are under massive pressure right now due to the outbreak and changes to the taxation systems, so I don’t see any immediate chance of getting the store back open and sales invoices out for work done. Not an ideal situation in these trying times.

On A More Positive Note…

I’m actually in a very lucky position with a group of great family, friends and supporters. So, all the above are just steps on the path. Creating is my passion, and I shall continue to do that in the coming weeks and months. I want you all to stay safe out there and have fun playing games. If you need anything, drop me an email and I’ll try to help as best as I can.

Be safe, be well, and protect those you love!

Glynn

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Skallarg the Ratseer
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RPG Loot Call: OSE, Cha’alt & Forbidden Lands

I’ve had some pretty amazing #rpgloot turn up in the last week or two, and as I am unable to contain myself any longer, you get to hear about it. Let’s rock!

Old School Essentials

After a barn-storming Kickstarter campaign, all-round nice-guy Gavin Norman delivered a long-anticipated B/X ruleset which he has lovingly re-crafted using dweomercraft and pixie dust. What arrived is exactly what I expected and more from someone that pays attention to details. The art is beautiful and layout is beautifully-functional. None of my work in here, I’m sad to say.

I backed the Kickstarter campaign at the Thief level.

Here’s a shit-ton of photos of what turned up:

Cha’alt

Venger and I have done a LOT of work together in the past, and it was going to be the best thing we had worked on to date. I did the layout and cartography along the way.

I’m blown away by what turned up. It’s like a coffee table book you’d find in an office — well, a gonzo, post-apocalyptic, sci-fi office, but I’d put it on my coffee table as there’s not much to cause offense in here graphically (I counted just two actual nipples — on a monster). In terms of making an impact on a final project, I’m glad that I did this – it is a lovely, lovely book. Why not snag a copy if you can, Venger’s got some here: https://vengersatanis.blogspot.com/2019/10/chaalt-hardcovers-arrive.html

I backed the Kickstarter campaign at the Hardcover level because I tend to back projects that I work on out of principle (not all though, as sometimes I just don’t have/never played the systems, shipping is a bit of a mare, depends on finances, I don’t tend to do PDF-only stuff, or all of the above).

Anyway, here’s a slime-ton of photos of the book:

Forbidden Lands

And finally, Fria Ligan ran the Forbidden Lands – The Bitter Reach Campaign and Reprint campaign, and I backed this at the FORBIDDEN LANDS SECOND PRINTING level, as I was a doofus, and never backed the original Kickstarter. I think I was having ‘Why the fuck do you need another set of rules you don’t play, but need on your shelf’ fatigue.

After the first Forbidden Lands Kickstarter, I began playing in a Coriolis: The Third Horizon game, so I’m dialled into the D6 dice pool system it uses (same as Tales From The Loop, Mutant Year Zero, etc). I enjoy playing it and when I saw the second printing drop I thought; “I need an OSR fantasy-feel to my D6 dice-pool game.”. It’s a lovely box set

Once again, here’s a shit-ton of photos of what turned up. None of my work in here. The poster map is gorgeous and I love the idea of little stickers to put on it!

 

 

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Spells of Epic Proportions

Today, I was thinking about spells, their effects, and the caster’s level in S&W… It may have been Erik Tenkar’s Tavern Chat Podcast that planted the seed.

I’m sure there are other systems that have dealt with this already, but spells are cast to generally create some beneficial effect. The power of these effects dictate the Spell Level, which then dictates the required level of the caster that can cast it. In a nutshell, you cannot cast anything that is too high a Spell Level.

Let’s take a Level 1 Magic-User as an example. He can cast a Magic Missile, but not a Fireball.

So, why can’t they?

It doesn’t make a lot of sense if a Level 1 Magic-User with 17 INT has the same INT score as a Level 6 caster, surely they could learn it, but maybe their bodies and minds are not prepared for the endurance needed — that comes with Levels.

This brings to mind the AD&D1E version of the Staff of the Magi and Staff of Power with their Retributive Strike (nuclear) option, where the staff could be broken to deal a catastrophic, deathly strike. This higher-powered effect is very beneficial, but comes at a high cost. It’s a great narrative tool for a game too. Stories can be told of the colossal battles and their great cost. It also gives casters a new-found respect.

How can we make that possible? Well, here are some thoughts.

  • Gimme All The Spells: A Magic-User can cast spells of any level providing they are known and memorized.
  • They Sacrificed Themselves: Casting a spell where the Spell Level is 3 or more levels higher than the current maximum Spell Level the caster can cast, will die 1d4 rounds after casting (successful or not — see below). No Saving Throw. Only a Wish spell can reverse it. Example: A caster casting a Level 4 spell, when they can only normally cast a Level 1 spell, will die after casting.
  • Spell Casting Failure: For each Spell Level above the usual maximum you can normally cast, has a 10% chance of failure. A caster that can normally cast a Level 3 Spell can cast a Level 9 spell with 60% chance of failure, and will also die after casting (even if the spell failed).
  • It Worked And I Didn’t Die: So, if you did cast it without dying, there is still a cost. Any time you have to roll to cast a spell higher in Spell Level than you can normally cast, you suffer.
    • If the spell succeeded: Take 1d4 hit points damage per Spell Level you attempted to cast. Also lose an additional random spell from your memory until you rest and re-memorize.
    • If the spell failed: You are reduced to 1d4 hit points and your memorized spells are wiped until you take a days rest and re-memorize.

Table 2

Should the risks be higher or lower? I’d love to hear your thoughts.

Glynn

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State of the Monkey – November 2019

I’m buried in all sort of things at the moment… but I figured it would be a good idea to give an update on some of the key MonkeyBlood Design & Publishing stuff I’m progressing/planning for those interested…

HandyMaps – Buildings & Structures

So, I am putting the finishing touches to a new Kickstarter for another HandyMaps campaign to be run on Kickstarter. The draft preview is up already, so click that Remind Me on Launch button to get an email when it goes live:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/monkeyblooddesign/993119939?ref=7q2gfc&token=62144ca9

Launch is tentatively planned for 10th Dec 2019, but will very likely come forward.

I’ve been working on a couple of extra structures (suggested in the feedback) which will become stretch goals… two cottages and a stables. All your favourite Great Lunden locations will be included (Clopetra’s Needle, Gael’s Sanctuary, Dourgul’s House, etc)

Ryecroft – A Cemetery-Crawl

Ryecroft Art Preview

Another project that will come to Kickstarter early next year is Ryecroft. I’ve been posting about this tentatively already, and it’s moving along nicely. I have the awesome Juan Ochoa working on some art, and also pleased to have the fabulous Jon Hodgson working on the cover. Really excited to see this coming together.

It will be an OSR (S&W Complete) cemetery location which will be mostly devoid of the undead trope, instead focusing on the insects and vermin that thrive there. It’ll have lots of Midderlands references whilst not being a specific Midderlands product.

You can hear the excellent Spikepit podcast (Colin Green) doing any exclusive reading from the Ryecroft project here: https://anchor.fm/spikepit/episodes/213-Into-the-Pit—Glynn-Seals-Ryecroft-Exclusive-e6e4jm

Definitely check out the Spikepit podcast, it’s great stuff!

Super-Secret Big Project

I’m currently in negotiations with a large 3PP about a secret project that might take place early next year. You won’t want to miss it. Keep your fingers crossed it happens.

Midderlands Dice Bags and Storage Boxes

So, Midderlands Dice Bags are in the UK, currently processing through customs, so they will be up on the store very soon by December… Also, The Midderlands storage boxes will be a thing around December, also up on the store. Somewhere to finally keep all your Midderzines, maps, cards, and bookmarks in one place.

Treat yourself this Christmas!

 

 

The Bats of St. Abbans

The great Richard Marpole (Midderzines and Adventures in Great Lunden story) is currently working on an adventure called The Bats of St Abbans. Here’s the cover art so far. No release date as yet.

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Midderzine Issue #4

Tentatively in progress. My challenge is to deviate from my usual Serif PagePlus and Affinity Publisher layout tools, and use InDesign instead… I’ll need that just in the the Super-Secret Big Project happens. I’ve made a good start, and a couple of great folks have expressed a desire to contribute content.

Trollfang, Serpentlands, Lost Machines, and a Midderlands Megadungeon…

All these are in the pipes but progressing at less speed than the other things above.

Anyway,  hope that’s whetted your appetite.

Over and out, Glynn

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Desecration Rules

In writing my current MonkeyBlood Design & Publishing project Ryecroft (a cemetery-crawl), it occurred to me that there must be a toll paid for desecrating or disturbing burials. After all, it’s a morally objectionable thing for most normal folk (I’d hope).

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Here’s my rough and ready rules…

Desecration

These rules are optional, but they do give a useful counterpoint to mindless memorial destruction.
There is something morally objectionable about disturbing the rest of the dead, and those that do become affected — some more than others. Players get drawn closer to darkness the more they torment the dead.
For every burial a player character disturbs — multiple burials within a single memorial count — characters gain Desecration Points or DPs. Simply observing while others open a burial doesn’t count towards DPs. Consult the DP Effects Table based on the characters alignment for the effect of DPs on player characters.

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DPs can be reduced by the player characters atoning for what they have done, as follows. See the Atonement Table.

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CorpoMeat: The RPG

Transparency Disclaimer: I vehemently hate McDonalds. Long story about parking fines. I do like KFC though.

Support the Small Publishers by promoting their stuff

While everyone is choking on gristle from the corpomeat burgers, in an attempt to level up their Cholesterol Cleric character playing CorpoMeat: The RPG, maybe spare a thought for the small publisher who doesn’t have the skills of a team of viral marketers at their disposal, or the money to persuade gaming celebs to do their bidding with wads of $$$s… (Don’t kid yourself the RPG is free… it’s trying to get you to buy fast food, which is not free).


Newt Newport and D101 Games

Newt at D101 Games is a solid guy trying to make a living doing something he loves, and I really enjoy and admire his enthusiasm. Instead of a fast food meal over the weekend, why not head to the Backerkit Preorder Store for the Tales From the Sorcerer Under the Mountain Kickstarter, which is now LIVE!

If you missed the Kickstarter, you can still get in on the action, PLUS loads more stuff. You can get a metric shit-ton of RPG stuff from Newt, and none of it will subliminally or otherwise make you eat at any particular fast-food retailer*

*That I know of.

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